ExPenguin's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 785 (From 156 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,915 Points

Power Devour!

Flat Albert Unlocked 4/23/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Devourful Unlocked 4/23/11
50 Points
Get a 50 combo
The 3d-Xelu Award 5 Points Give up in the 2nd part
Powerful 50 Points Get 5000+ points
Level Infinity 100 Points Reach it (it's level 6)

Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/210 points)

Prehistoric Shark

Rafts Unlocked 11/6/13
5 Points
Destroy 75 rafts!
Hippos Unlocked 11/6/13
10 Points
Kill 12 hippos!
Dragonfly Unlocked 11/6/13
25 Points
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
First Flying Reptile Unlocked 11/6/13
25 Points
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Second Flying Reptile Unlocked 11/6/13
25 Points
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Third Flying Reptile Unlocked 11/6/13
25 Points
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Trees Unlocked 11/6/13
25 Points
Crush 10 giant trees!
Swimming Birds 5 Points Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cavemen 10 Points Kill 200 Cavemen!
Crocodiles Limbs 10 Points Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Eggs 10 Points Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Fishes 10 Points Kill 500 fishes!
Flying Birds 10 Points Kill 40 flying birds!
Running Birds 10 Points Kill 35 running birds!
Shells 10 Points Crush 100 shells!
Spiders 10 Points Kill 6 giant spiders!
Giant Turtle 25 Points Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Plesio Limbs 25 Points Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!

Medals Earned: 7/18 (140/275 points)

Quickdraw GUN.5

Dead or alive youre coming with me Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forgiveness is between them and God. Unlocked 9/16/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuck you, asshole! Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
GARBAGE DAY! Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Get off my plane! Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Go ahead, make my day Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Hasta la vista, baby Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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He had to split Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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He said he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room! Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm going to hit you with so many rights... Unlocked 9/16/10
5 Points
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It ain't over. The way I see it, we've only just begun. Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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Its just been revoked Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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Play times over Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Put the bunny back in the box Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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Say hello to my little friend! Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
To be or not to be. Not to be. Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming! Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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Wake up, time to die Unlocked 9/16/10
5 Points
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Yeah, well I'm taller Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat the first opponent.
You talkin' to me? Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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You think you're bad, huh? Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty! Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
You're the disease and I'm the cure Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Your move, creep Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Youre fired Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
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Youve just been erased Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Flawless victory Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
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I ll be back Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
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I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. Unlocked 9/16/10
10 Points
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If it bleeds, we can kill it. Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Its mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality. Unlocked 9/16/10
10 Points
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Smile, you son of a bitch! Unlocked 9/16/10
10 Points
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So many assholes, so few bullets Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
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You're gonna need a bigger boat Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
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You're terminated, fucker Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
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YOURE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!! Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
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Remember when I promised to kill you last? Unlocked 9/15/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...I lied Unlocked 9/15/10
50 Points
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Bullshit, Mr Han man! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I could crush you like a worm Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
That's not funny. That's not funny at all. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 44/48 (335/355 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Death By Slow Internet Unlocked 5/10/11
10 Points
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Too Soon, Finish Late Unlocked 5/10/11
25 Points
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone Unlocked 5/10/11
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Charged With Battery Unlocked 5/10/11
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
The End The Game Unlocked 5/10/11
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
BWOOOOONG 25 Points Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
So Vivid And Intense 25 Points Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Viewer Number 301 25 Points Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Medals Earned: 5/12 (210/440 points)

Reincarnation: AHH

Feed the Bears Unlocked 5/5/10
10 Points
Send the reincarny back to hell!

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Relive Your Life

Dressing in Drag Unlocked 6/9/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! Unlocked 6/9/12
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
Puppy Love Unlocked 6/9/12
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
GODLIKE! Unlocked 6/9/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 4/32 (130/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

A Little Birdie Told Me. Unlocked 12/31/09
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath Unlocked 12/31/09
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 12/31/09
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 10/27/10
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Gunslinger Unlocked 10/18/10
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 10/16/10
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Don't Need Wheels Unlocked 10/27/10
25 Points
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy Unlocked 10/27/10
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 10/27/10
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 10/27/10
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man Unlocked 11/2/10
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters Unlocked 10/27/10
50 Points
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Speed Racer Unlocked 11/2/10
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 10/24 (250/1,000 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Oh Fudge Unlocked 12/24/09
25 Points
Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow Unlocked 12/24/09
25 Points
Beat Level 3
Paindeer Unlocked 12/24/09
50 Points
Beat Level 4
King O' Christmas! Unlocked 12/24/09
100 Points
Beat Level 5
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

Medals Earned: 6/11 (220/495 points)

Score!

Deaf Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
The sound of silence...
Frotteurism Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Let's take this outside!
Quitter Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Put em up.
Alpha Male Unlocked 2/21/10
10 Points
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As Unlocked 2/21/10
10 Points
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound Unlocked 2/21/10
10 Points
Drink til you drop.
Cock Block Unlocked 2/21/10
10 Points
Chicks before dicks.
Hungry Unlocked 2/21/10
10 Points
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag Unlocked 2/21/10
10 Points
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting Unlocked 2/21/10
25 Points
Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural Unlocked 2/21/10
25 Points
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman Unlocked 2/21/10
25 Points
Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... Unlocked 2/21/10
50 Points
...a hell of a good time!
Casanova Unlocked 2/21/10
50 Points
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! Unlocked 2/21/10
100 Points
You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)